Friday, January 25, 2013

I Am Not A Blogger

  The title pretty much sums it up. I am not a blogger. I'm not even a writer. When it comes to creativity in this department, I severely lack the skills needed to perform. In all honesty if my girlfriend wasn't at boot camp right now, I would probably be making her do this for me. So what am I supposed to blog about? How interesting class is? Or how the stuff we're supposed to be reading gets my brain juices flowing? Unfortunately I would be lying if I did that. I haven't even read the essays we are supposed to read. I started to, then i decided history was a whole lot more interesting. No offense (or take offense, what do I really care?).
  If we started a discussion in class about Harry Potter, I would achieve boss status. Yes, you read that right. Harry freaking Potter. I nerd out to HP hard. I'm not lying when I say I've read the whole series at least ten times through. I own two, TWO, wands. I am proud of my nerdom. It gives character to my personality.
 On a different note, there is a series of books I have read about bloggers. Its also about the zombie apocalypse. So if anybody likes zombies and news blogging, Feed by Mira Grant is a book i highly recommend. Its highly addictive and will consume your life with awesome zombie killing and government conspiracies. Go Read It. It will make you a happier person, I promise. Just kidding. I don't know you like that, I don't know your life, What you've been through ;) Have a Nice Day.